when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
*gets text* *cousin walking in room*
Aaron: Are you okay? You look upset.
Aaron: Do you need a hug?
Aaron: *gives hug*
Now let me tell you about this Chinese BITCH I almost best the shit out of today.